Sunday, August 30, 2009

lame

blogging for no one = NO FUN.

Monday, August 10, 2009

questions

-is it nasty for me to go out to eat covered in pet hairs?
-how gross is it that for like the 4th night in a row i am going to ingest 4,098,785calories for dinner?
-what are the chances i will drag my ass to the gym after consuming said dinner?
-does the dog miss us when we go out at night?
-will i ever have nice abs?
-does anyone care if i don't wear makeup to go out to eat?
-will i get home in time to harvest my plants on fb farmville?
-when the eff will i sit down to catch up on bb?

Friday, August 07, 2009

16 CANDLES

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was jake ryan in anything else? mmmm, he is dreamy. he was so cute and samantha was so plain jane, girl next door. does that happen anymore? the hot cool guy likes the normal unpopular girl? hmmm? well it happens in the movies and afterall the movies are like so real...i am gonna make a movie called 30 some odd candles and it will be quite different, lol.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

random

i do not give a crap about kate major or anyone else jon gosselin dates. gawd. get off it already and put something better to watch on E!

i wish i was a celebrity correspondent or maybe papparazzi would be a fun job, cuz i'd be cool and celebs would totally heart me and let me take their pics.

sushi is so delish.

i think i have poison ivy on my hand from digging the beagle out out from under the porch.

that's it.

i love tori and dean on oxygen

tori just said that women think with their hearts and men think with their penises. she told her son to grow up and treat his wife nice and hug her and compliment her and say sweet things to her. ahhh, it's so true. with that said, dean always says complimentary things to her...and i do that to hubs and he just, DOES NOT. it's not his way...even though he thinks those things about me...i mean he does think nice things about me, right?! i just have to assume he does, since he does not say them.

i want you to want me.

if your wife watches a romantic comedy and gets all cutesy and wants to be all romantic comedy-esque with her man and then goes home and puts on make-up and curls her hair...puts on matching undies....and just waits for her husband to come home....the least he can do when he finds this all out, is say something nice, like "you look hot". i feel like an old ugly haggy wife. and it sucks. i felt all cute and frisky and then kaput, i didn't. i felt like the same old tired fartface as always. the boring same old piece of as% that he is prob sick of. i hate being a needy girl. hate it. hate it. hate. it. a stupid, thinks too much...GIRL.

Monday, August 03, 2009

love story

why is it that movies either depict love as a this hokey over the top baloney or else you get the other end of the stick with the more dry movies that depict marriage as this stale predicament that both parties are unhappy with but are too lazy and self loathing to do anything about it. instead they sit and think that life would be better on the other side. real life is not like that. relationships are work and go through many stages. both people have to work to make it work. they have to care about each others feelings and they have to be able to see where the other is coming from. people get so wrapped up in their own crap that they forget to try to see it from the other side. movies show the guy as this grim miserable, yet witty sex starved guy who wakes to work and get nagged by his wife about taking out the trash. and the woman is this whiny no self esteem at all witch, who stopped wearing make up and is always looking in the mirror for wrinkles. people forget to just cut the bullshit and live their life. it's going by right now...as we speak. do you want to wake up one day and be that wise old douchebag who regrets being so pathetic and only now realizes that life is short and you have to make lemonade out of lemons?!
are you starving? do you have a week left to live? did someone steal your identity and empty your bank account? no? then cut the shit and stop whining. life is what you make of it. so if you suck and whine all day your life will most likely do the same. on the other hand if you go at it head on and try to be positive and just roll with the punches, then maybe...just maybe your days won't be so blech. stop hoping for a winning lottery ticket or prince/princess charming to come. life isn't like the movies, it's real. stop blaming others for your issues. stop looking for a rainbow and don't worry, be happy. you don't need a pill for that, it's all in your head. you're drawing breath into your lungs and someone somewhere just stopped doing just that. so quit the bullshit.
with all that said, how come i am sitting inside with the curtains drawn to keep the heat out, watching enchanted...a disney movie about "true love's kiss". and my husband just thinks i am a life sucking pain who talks too much. ahh, a chipmunk is chewing off her face in the movie and patrick dempsey looks very handsome. hmm, what can i do today to be "super positive" and make my day "something special"? gag. but really...am i talking to myself here?